Monday, 26 March 2012
Friday, 9 March 2012
Sorry Rajnikanth
*WeN RaJnIkAnT was a student
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*Gf: Mera koi picha karte rehta hai…
Rajni: ok..
Nxt day…
Gf: Hey… where the hell is My Shadow????
*Time and tide waits for Rajnikanth…! Mind it..!
*Rajnikant’s ammunition suddenly got over and a villain came in front of him and instantly died coz,
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Rajnikant shouted “DHISHKYAAOON”
*once James bond shoot a person and say I’m bond, James bond.
climax:~
but the person catches the bullet and throw at bond & bond dies
the person says
“i m kanth, rajnikanth”
*Once rajnikanth gave kiss to his girlfriend Infront of a kid. Now the kid is known as.
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Emran hashmi.
climax:~
but the person catches the bullet and throw at bond & bond dies
the person says
“i m kanth, rajnikanth”
*Once rajnikanth gave kiss to his girlfriend Infront of a kid. Now the kid is known as.
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*Worldcup schedule
2011GROUP A
AUS,PAK,SL,NZ, ZIM, CANADA,KENYA
…GROUP B
IND,SA,ENG,WI,BAN,IRLAND,NETHERLAND.
GROUP C RAJNIKANTH….
2011GROUP A
AUS,PAK,SL,NZ, ZIM, CANADA,KENYA
…GROUP B
IND,SA,ENG,WI,BAN,IRLAND,NETHERLAND.
GROUP C RAJNIKANTH….
*Once a unknown child came to rajnikants house.
When the boy entered,
rajnikant askd ‘ae kaun’?? umm ?? ummm?? :p
And today that boy is famous and known as ‘AKON’:D
*Once a guy winked at Rajnikant’s wife, Rajni twisted his limbs and broke his eyelid.
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We now know him as Baba Ramdev..
*Finally scientists get success in finding actual reason of tsunami
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Rajnikant was swimming in the ocean that day!
*Rajnikant and a girl were playing cards,
rajnikant had 3 ekkas (AAA) but could not win,why?….
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Becoz the girl had 3 Rajnikants…
When the boy entered,
rajnikant askd ‘ae kaun’?? umm ?? ummm?? :p
And today that boy is famous and known as ‘AKON’:D
*Once a guy winked at Rajnikant’s wife, Rajni twisted his limbs and broke his eyelid.
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We now know him as Baba Ramdev..
*Finally scientists get success in finding actual reason of tsunami
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Rajnikant was swimming in the ocean that day!
*Rajnikant and a girl were playing cards,
rajnikant had 3 ekkas (AAA) but could not win,why?….
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Becoz the girl had 3 Rajnikants…
*once dinosaur asked rajnikant for some money and then rajni
gave tht..aftr few yrss dinosaur told rajni that he wiill not return his
money.frm tht tm
it waz last tm when dinosaur appeared
*Once upon a time rajnikant used tooth powder to get strong teeths.
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Now that powder is used as “CEMENT”..:P
*Why did rajnikant buy an acre of land with 4 wells in each corner…?…Coz he wanted to play carrom…!
it waz last tm when dinosaur appeared
*Once upon a time rajnikant used tooth powder to get strong teeths.
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Now that powder is used as “CEMENT”..:P
*Why did rajnikant buy an acre of land with 4 wells in each corner…?…Coz he wanted to play carrom…!
*Rajnikanth went 2 world cookin championship
of course rajni won.
But
guess
what did he make in final???
Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer.
Rajni rocks.
.*Rajnikant can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!!
*Once Rajnikaant signed a cheque… and the Bank bounced!!! -
* Once Death had ‘near Rajnikant experience’ !!
*When GOD is shocked he exclaims “Oh my Rajnikaant!”
*Great mystery solved : the missing piece of apple in Apple’s Logo was eaten by Rajnikant!!
*The world is not ending in 2012…. Rajnikant just bought a laptop with 3 yrs warranty!!
* Rajnikant knows the exact value of Pi upto a Googol
* Rajnikant knows what came first, chicken or egg!!
*Rajnikant once won an argument with his wife.
*There in nothing Rajini’Kant do.
*Rajnikanths nxt project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.
* Neo was “the one” Rajinikant is “the only one”
*Superman once got into a fight with Rajnikanth. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
*Intel’s new caption – Rajnikant Inside.
* Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
*Rajini doesn’t need water supply. Hydrogen and Oxygen merge at the sight of him and produce water whenever he wants.
*All of the theories on Dinosaur Extinction are wrong. Rajnikant simply stomped his foot and they all died.
*If Rajnikant gets into a car accident (yeah right) His car will need some airbags to protect it from him.
*Contrary to popular belief, Rajnikant cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down.
*Some magicans can walk on water, Rajnikant can swim through land.
*If Rajnikant ever got caught for speeding, he’d let the cops off with a warning.
*Rajnikant can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
*Rajnikant runs until the treadmill gets tired
*Rajnikant irons his Pants with them still on.
*Rajnikant can squeeze orange juice from a banana
* In the back of the book of world records, it says “All records are held by Rajnikant. The ones listed are in second place.”
*Rajnikant can tie his shoes with his feet.
*The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Rajnikant out. It failed miserably.
*Basketball player: I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hrs… can u..??
*Rajnikanth: enna rascala… How do u think the earth spins…?? :) mind it!
*In an wild argument, rajnikant showd a middle finger to his GF…n she gt pregnant !!!
*1000 yrs from now……..robots will make movie named “Rajanikant”
*Paul The Octopus was asked to predict when would Rajnikant Die …………….. R.I.P PAUL !!!!
*Rajnikanth once entered a race he came first, second and third.
*Rajnikanth added facebook as his friend.
*Once Rajnikant was caught on the highway for over speeding… while walking…
* Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography. Today that book is known as “Guiness book of world RECORDS”.
*Once Rajnikant taught a kid how to open a door without ringing d bell. Today that child is know as CID inspector DAYA.
*Once Rajnikant mumbled some numbers in his sleep. Those numbers are today collectively known as the “LOG TABLE.” -
*When Rajnikanth was a kid he made his mom eat her vegetables!
*The oceans are filled with tears of Rajnikanths victims.
*The Punjabi singer Pooja was at one time married but then Rajnikanth started to have a crush on her… and now she’s Miss Pooja
*The only reason ShahRukh Khan stuttered in the movie Darr is because he saw Rajnikanth behind Juhi Chawla!!
*The movie Krrish is loosely based on Rajnikanth’s life.
*Gandhi’s non violence movement REALLY pissed Rajnikanth off.
*India actually didn’t have 50,000 crores for organizing the Commonwealth games… Rajnikanth gave it to them!
* An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai … Rajnikant stopped it in Lonawala.
*Rajnikant Bcom Accounting Answr Paper is Termed as ACCOUNTING STANDARDS
*Once Rajnikant participated in Bike race. Don’t even try 2 guess wat happened. Rajnikant won d race on Neutral gear. Mind it anna..
*Once Rajnikant lost his Wallet. Since then The World is Facing Recession
*Rajnikanth once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar, the beggar is now known as 50 Cent
*Newton gave us just the three dumb laws of motion. Rajinikanth has already given us 33,945 laws of commotion and the count is far from completed.
*Rajinikanth is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.
*Raincoats were developed to prevent raindrops from getting electrocuted on coming within 100 metres of Rajinikanth. (Gap10 fans, excuse)
*Thousands of years ago Rajinikanth came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its descendents now have white hair.
*The movie ‘300′ was initially planned to be made with Rajinikanth. It was originally named ‘1′.
*We face earthquakes only when Rajnikanth plays skipping.
*Once Rajnikanth was on Hot Seat of KBC and Computer needed Lifeline to Choose the question.
*Once Rajni was having sex in a Fiat . A sperm escaped and entered the engine of the car …that car is now called Ferrari.
*If Rajinikanth’s PC hangs, its time for the next Windows release by Microsoft.
*Rajnikanth gargles with Frag Grenads.
*There used to be a street named after Rajnikanth, but it was changed because nobody crosses Rajnikanth and lives.
*Rajnikanth was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn’t make any sense.
*Rajnikanth can run you over with a parked car.
*Rajnikanth can whistle in five different languages, including sign language
*Rajnikanth can sneeze with his eyes open.
*Once, Rajnikanth told Nike to ‘just do it…’ and it did.
* If 12/21/2012 is the end of the world, it means that Rajnikanth got bored with humanity
*A new Nostradamus prophecy has been uncovered. Armageddon & Rajnikanth are one and the same.
*Lifetime Warranties do not exist because of Rajnikanth.
*Rajnikanth doesn’t have bad days. Bad days have Rajnikanth
*Rajnikanth has nicknames for his feet… Hiroshima and Nagaski.
*When Rajnikanth was born, the only person crying was the doctor. You NEVER slap Rajnikanth.
*Rajnikanth puts his pants on two legs at a time.
* Rajnikanth CAN read Lady Gaga’s poker face.
* Two ghosts were talking.. One consoled other “Don’t fear brother.. there is nothing like Rajnikant”
*Once Bill Gates went to Rajnikant. For what? To ask for DVD of Windows 8.
*No one can wish a happy birthday to Rajjnikanth cause he was here before time existed
*i have got so many rajnikanth jokes on my mobile phone……..dat i dont require a charger now:)
*Rajnikant got admission in medical profession. And gave viva exam. In the end he asked the examiner to come back after preparation.
*Rajnikant’s daughter lost her virginity. Rajnikant found it and gave it back to her !!!
* Rajnikant was born on 30th february.. Since then february decided not to give this date to anyone else..!! Mind it..
*If ever you want to pinch Rajnikant,The best thing you can do is launch a missile at him.
*Once Rajnikant and a small girl were playing cards. Rajni loses the game inspite having 3 ACES. Why?? Because The girl had 3 RAJNIKANTS…!!!
*Well, this one will be understood well by medical persons. Once acute renal failure patient comes to RAJNIKANT. After getting bored of his complaints, RAJNIKANT just says ‘sssshhhuu’ and kidney starts functioning.
*Rajni in Tamil remake of Aamir’s Ghulam. Rajni runs on railway track, the train is now at a distance of 1 mtr. Now what? Obviously… The train jumps off the track. - by Sandeep
86. Even gajani remembers rajni.
*This year’s RAJNIKANT award goes to …… Oscar
* Graham Bell ne lamppost ke neeche padhai ki.. Rabindranath Tagore ne laalten mein padhai ki. Einstein ne doosre logo ki khidki se aati thodi si roshni mein padhai ki. Aur Rajnikanth ne Agarbatti mein :) –
*Grammatical thinking:Those think in universe in one we start with THE. like THE sun. so not call rajni call THE rajnikant. -
*Why Osama isn’t caught? Well!! Rajnikanth isn’t interested.
*Even wildest of animals get goosebumps at the sight of Rajnikanth. Porcupines find him even scary.
*Once Rajnikant participated in 100 meter running race. Don’t even try 2 guess wat happened. Rajnikant won the race. Seeing this Einstein committed suicide . do U know why. Coz light came third, but who came 2nd Rajnikant’s shadow.
*One day Rajnikanth bunked school, now its known as Sunday.
*The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually Rajnikhant’s signature.
*Rajnikanth cannot work in a BPO (Business Process Outsourcing) Why??? because he himself is a process.
*My laptop is now totally safe from trojans and virus… I just installed RAJNIKANTH Antivirus in my system !!
*Gf: Mera koi picha karte rehta hai…
Rajni: ok..
Nxt day…
Gf: Hey… where the hell is My Shadow????
*When rajnikanth dies, the grave doesnt read RIP, it reads ‘BRB’
*World cup 2011 Grouping:
Group A: AUS,PAK,SL,NZ,ZIM,CANADA,KENYA,IND,SA,ENG,WI
BAN,IRL and NETHERLAND
Group B: RAJNIKANTH.
*Rajnikanth got inspired by Superman , Batman and Hanuman and wanted to beat them all in a single shot so he wore underwear over lungi , grew a tail to his back and wore a bedsheet behind him.
*Rajnikanth’s postal address: Rajnikanth , Madras
*Rajanikanth can eat lunch before breakfast.
*Rajanikanth is the only person to have got nobel prize in acting.
*When Pope walks with Rajanikanth, People ask “Who is that guy in robe?”
*Laughing Budha is the Japanese guy whom Rajni told a joke in childhood….
*No one is perfect, Rajnikant is no one
*Rajnikanth, it seems is a verb and not a noun. Its the continuous process happening inside and around us.
*The Indian Government has requested Rajnikanth to restrict importing Bullet trains from China for using them as cartridges in his pistol
*Rajnikant is lovin’ it! – Macdonald’s new tagline
*Rajnikanth swaps his visitng cards at ATMs to get cash
*Once rajni sent an sms to Einstein . It read – E=MC2
*Corporate Slogans as they should be:
Impossible is Rajnikanth – Adidas
The car in front is Rajnis – Toyota.
Rajnikanth at Work – General Electric (GE)
I am Rajnikanth! What? Rajnikanth I am – Reebok
Connecting Rajnikanth – Nokia
Hello Rajnikanth – Motorola
Express Rajnikanth – Airtel Cellular Service India
A Rajnikanth can change your life – Idea Cellular India
Do you… rajnikanth!? – Yahoo
High Performance, Delivered – Accenture for Rajnikanth
Republic of Rajnikanth
* Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what rajnikanth can do for your country.
*Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love with rajnikanth.
* One night at 2AM in the morning Rajni gets a phone call saying, “Congratulation Rajnikant you have won the Noble Peace prize and an all expence paid trip to Bangkok.” Rajni puts the phone down, Mrs Rajnikant asks who was it. Rajni replies. “Some bloody telemarketing guy”
* By the time Grahambell invented telephone, he had 2missed calls from Rajnikanth.
*Aishwairya rai to rajnikant: ek chutki sindhoor ki kimat tum kya jaano rajni babu???
Rajnikant: 0.000000078650000123478956 grams
*Once a boy went to xerox Rajnikant’s photograph. The xerox machined got copied twice…
*When Rajnikant signs in at Facebook, Facebook updates its status.
* Anhoni ko honi karde
honi ko anhoni,
ek jagah jab Jama ho teeno
RAJNI , GAJANI aur DHONI.
Congrets team India for winning the cricket world cup.
* Once it was extreamly clowdy in china. then they found out that it was rajni who was smoking from india.
*Rajni was shot with a bullet. The next day it was the bullet’s funeral.
*Alfred Nobel recieved the Rajnikant Award!
*Once Rajnikant participated in 100m race, obviously he came 1st. But Einstein died after noticing that Light came 2nd..!!
*Rajnikaant’s heartbeat is measured in richter scale.
*Even lord “voldemort” refers 2 Rajini as “He who must not be named”
*Once Rajnikant bought 4 acers of land and made 4 wells at each corner. People asked wht was he doing. He answerd that he wanted to play Carrom.
*Rajnikanth bought 2 elephants ,2 camels and 2 horses from the zoo. Why? To Play chess!
*Q: What did John Logie Baird found when he invented television?
Ans: There is Rajni’s movie already telecasting!
*Rajnikant is really mad about people making sms jokes on him that he is thinking of deleting forward options from every phone.
*Rajni knows what’s cookin’ (Rock)
The Hollywood Facts of Rajnikant
1. Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result – He was reduced to a joke on the internet.
2. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the ninth book.
3. Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.
4. Rajinikanth gave the Joker those scars.
5. Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
6. Rajinikant electrocuted Iron Man.
7. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth.
8. 10 actors have played the role of James Bond. No one has been able to enact Rajnikant… THE REAL JAMES BOND.
9. Rocky never challanged the one man who can defeat him… Rajnikant
10. Why do you think there are no superheroes in india…. Simple… no one can invade Rajnikant’s territory.
Rajnikant Vs the Computer World
1. Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.
2. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’s PC will crash.
3. Rajnikant’s email id is gmail@rajnikant.com
4. If you Google search ‘Rajnikant getting kicked’, you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.
5. Google won’t find Rajinikanth because you don’t find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
6. Rajinikanth can make PCs better than the Mac.
7. If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
8. The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.
General facts about Rajnikant
1. Rajnikant has counted to infinity-twice.
2. When Rajnikant does pushups, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.
3. Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is!!
4. Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
5. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
6. Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they just made him blink.
7. Rajnikant’s every step is a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of his morning jog!
8. Where there is a will, there’s a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way!!
9. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai!
10. Rajanikanth can build a snowman…. out of rain.
11. Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
12. Rajanikanth can drown a fish.
13. Rajanikanth can play the violin….on a piano.
14. When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on ….he turns the dark off.
15. Rajanikanth once had a heart attack…. his heart lost.
16. Rajanikanth makes onions cry.
17. It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes .
18. The only things that run faster and longer than Rajnikant are his films.
19. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
20. When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
21. Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
22. Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
23. Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
24. Rajnikant is so fast. He can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
25. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
26. Rajanikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
27. Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
28. When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
29. Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
30. Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
31. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
32. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
33. Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
34. Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.
35. Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
36. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
37. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
38. Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
39. Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
40. With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
41. The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.
42. When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.
43. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
44. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
45.. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
46. There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.
47. Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
48. Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
49. Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day.
50. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
51. Rajinikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
52. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
53. Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
54. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
55. Rajinikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
56. Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
57. Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.
58. Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.
59. Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.
60. The last time Rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.
61. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
62. Rajinikanth doesn’t need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
63. Rajinikanth’s brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury’s.
64. Rajinikanth doesn’t shower. He only takes blood baths.
65. Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.
66. Rajinikanth knows what women really want.
67. Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.
68. Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that’s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
69. As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet.
70. The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Rajinikanth’s fist.
71. Rajinikanth puts the ‘laughter’ in manslaughter.
72. Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.
73. Rajinikanth is a champion in the game “Hide n’ seek”, as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.
74. Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.
75. Rajinikant is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world.
76. Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on.
77. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.
78. If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Rajinikanth.
79. When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
80. Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
1. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
2. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
3. There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.
4. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
5 .Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
6. Rajinikanth can judge a book by it’s cover.
7. Rajinikanth can drown a fish.
8. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
9. Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.
10. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
11. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
12. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
13. Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
14. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.
15. Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain.
16. Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
17. Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
18. Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
19. Rajinikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes.
20. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
21. Rajinikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013.
22. Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day.
23. Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
24. Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano.
25. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
26. The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.
27. Rajinikanth can talk about Fight Club.
28. Rajinikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
29. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai.
30. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
31. Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
32. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
33. Rajinikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
34. Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
35. Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.
36. Rajinikanth can throw the Thackerays out of Mumbai.
37. Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.
38. Google won’t find Rajinikanth because you don’t find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
39. Rajinikanth gave the Joker those scars.
40. Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.
41. Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good “or else”. The result? Mother Teresa.
42. Rajinikant electrocuted Iron Man.
43. Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
44. Rajinikanth can make PCs better than the Mac.
45. Rajinikanth puts the ‘laughter’ in manslaughter.
46. Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.
47. Rajinikanth can handle the truth.
48. Rajinikanth can speak Braille.
49. Rajinikanth can dodge Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kicks.
50. Rajinikanth can teach an old dog new tricks.
51. Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.
52. Who do you think taught Voldemort Parseltongue? Rajinikanth did.
53. Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result – He was reduced to a joke on the internet.
54. Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.
55. Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
56. Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
57. The last time Rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.
58. Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
59. Rajinikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
60. Rajinikanth can run at speed of light around a tree and screw himself.
61.Rajinikant can lick his elbows.
62. Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
63. Rajinikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
64. Rajinikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
65. Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.
66. When you say “no one is perfect”, Rajinikant takes this as a personal insult.
67. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
68. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
69. The statement “nobody can cheat death”, is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.
70. When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn’t know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.
71. Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.
72. Rajinikanth knows what women really want.
73. Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.
74. Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that’s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
75. As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet.
76. Rajinikanth collects Honey from his private Moon – HoneyMoon.
77. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
78. Rajinikanth doesn’t need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
79. Rajinikanth’s brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury’s.
80. Rajinikanth doesn’t shower. He only takes blood baths.
81. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth.
82. The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Rajinikanth’s fist.
83. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajinikanth, there is no other way.
84. Rajinikanth’s every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
85. Rajinikant doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint out of fear.
86. Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajinikant”.
87. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.
88. Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
89. Rajinikanth is a champion in the game “Hide n’ seek”, as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.
90. Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.
91. Rajinikant is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world.
92. Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on.
93. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.
94. If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Rajinikanth.
95. Rajinikanth’s first job was as a bus conductor. There were no survivors.
96. Rajinikanth does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
97. When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
98. Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
99. Rajinikanth’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
100.Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikanth.
101.Google for Rajnikanth getting kicked, or Rajnikant getting kicked, and you will get zero results.
102.Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajnikanth.
103.Rajnikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
104.Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajnikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
105.Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
106.Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Rajanikanth can write C program in Java.
When Rajanikanth Compiles programs, the errors are converted to
statements which are added to the language.
World won't end in 2012 Rajanikanth movie is set to release in 2013.
Rajanikanth can land on the sun at night time.
Rajanikanth can escape from black hole.
Rajanikanth can eat lunch before breakfast.
Rajanikanth can draw a straight line with compass.
Rajanikanth can find square root of -1.
Continental drifts did not happen. Rajanikanth did it.
Rajanikanth never takes a bath. The water comes to him.
A dinosaur attacked Rajanikanth once. That's why dinos are extinct now.
Rajanikanth can beat Brazil football team alone.
Rajanikanth took 12 wickets in one match.
Rajanikanth has root account in windows.
Rajanikanth got Nobel prize in acting.
Rajanikanth can speak English in Spanish.
1. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
2. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
3. There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.
4. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
5. Rajinikanth can divide by zero.
6. Rajinikanth can judge a book by it’s cover.
7. Rajinikanth can drown a fish.
8. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
9. Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.
10. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
11. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
12. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
13. Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
14. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.
15. Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain.
16. Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
17. Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
18. Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
19. Rajinikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes.
20. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
21. Rajinikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013.
22. Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day.
23. Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
24. Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano.
25. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
26. The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.
27. Rajinikanth can talk about Fight Club.
28. Rajinikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
29. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai.
of course rajni won.
But
guess
what did he make in final???
Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer.
Rajni rocks.
.*Rajnikant can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!!
*Once Rajnikaant signed a cheque… and the Bank bounced!!! -
* Once Death had ‘near Rajnikant experience’ !!
*When GOD is shocked he exclaims “Oh my Rajnikaant!”
*Great mystery solved : the missing piece of apple in Apple’s Logo was eaten by Rajnikant!!
*The world is not ending in 2012…. Rajnikant just bought a laptop with 3 yrs warranty!!
* Rajnikant knows the exact value of Pi upto a Googol
* Rajnikant knows what came first, chicken or egg!!
*Rajnikant once won an argument with his wife.
*There in nothing Rajini’Kant do.
*Rajnikanths nxt project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.
* Neo was “the one” Rajinikant is “the only one”
*Superman once got into a fight with Rajnikanth. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
*Intel’s new caption – Rajnikant Inside.
* Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
*Rajini doesn’t need water supply. Hydrogen and Oxygen merge at the sight of him and produce water whenever he wants.
*All of the theories on Dinosaur Extinction are wrong. Rajnikant simply stomped his foot and they all died.
*If Rajnikant gets into a car accident (yeah right) His car will need some airbags to protect it from him.
*Contrary to popular belief, Rajnikant cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down.
*Some magicans can walk on water, Rajnikant can swim through land.
*If Rajnikant ever got caught for speeding, he’d let the cops off with a warning.
*Rajnikant can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
*Rajnikant runs until the treadmill gets tired
*Rajnikant irons his Pants with them still on.
*Rajnikant can squeeze orange juice from a banana
* In the back of the book of world records, it says “All records are held by Rajnikant. The ones listed are in second place.”
*Rajnikant can tie his shoes with his feet.
*The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Rajnikant out. It failed miserably.
*Basketball player: I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hrs… can u..??
*Rajnikanth: enna rascala… How do u think the earth spins…?? :) mind it!
*In an wild argument, rajnikant showd a middle finger to his GF…n she gt pregnant !!!
*1000 yrs from now……..robots will make movie named “Rajanikant”
*Paul The Octopus was asked to predict when would Rajnikant Die …………….. R.I.P PAUL !!!!
*Rajnikanth once entered a race he came first, second and third.
*Rajnikanth added facebook as his friend.
*Once Rajnikant was caught on the highway for over speeding… while walking…
* Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography. Today that book is known as “Guiness book of world RECORDS”.
*Once Rajnikant taught a kid how to open a door without ringing d bell. Today that child is know as CID inspector DAYA.
*Once Rajnikant mumbled some numbers in his sleep. Those numbers are today collectively known as the “LOG TABLE.” -
*When Rajnikanth was a kid he made his mom eat her vegetables!
*The oceans are filled with tears of Rajnikanths victims.
*The Punjabi singer Pooja was at one time married but then Rajnikanth started to have a crush on her… and now she’s Miss Pooja
*The only reason ShahRukh Khan stuttered in the movie Darr is because he saw Rajnikanth behind Juhi Chawla!!
*The movie Krrish is loosely based on Rajnikanth’s life.
*Gandhi’s non violence movement REALLY pissed Rajnikanth off.
*India actually didn’t have 50,000 crores for organizing the Commonwealth games… Rajnikanth gave it to them!
* An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai … Rajnikant stopped it in Lonawala.
*Rajnikant Bcom Accounting Answr Paper is Termed as ACCOUNTING STANDARDS
*Once Rajnikant participated in Bike race. Don’t even try 2 guess wat happened. Rajnikant won d race on Neutral gear. Mind it anna..
*Once Rajnikant lost his Wallet. Since then The World is Facing Recession
*Rajnikanth once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar, the beggar is now known as 50 Cent
*Newton gave us just the three dumb laws of motion. Rajinikanth has already given us 33,945 laws of commotion and the count is far from completed.
*Rajinikanth is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.
*Raincoats were developed to prevent raindrops from getting electrocuted on coming within 100 metres of Rajinikanth. (Gap10 fans, excuse)
*Thousands of years ago Rajinikanth came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its descendents now have white hair.
*The movie ‘300′ was initially planned to be made with Rajinikanth. It was originally named ‘1′.
*We face earthquakes only when Rajnikanth plays skipping.
*Once Rajnikanth was on Hot Seat of KBC and Computer needed Lifeline to Choose the question.
*Once Rajni was having sex in a Fiat . A sperm escaped and entered the engine of the car …that car is now called Ferrari.
*If Rajinikanth’s PC hangs, its time for the next Windows release by Microsoft.
*Rajnikanth gargles with Frag Grenads.
*There used to be a street named after Rajnikanth, but it was changed because nobody crosses Rajnikanth and lives.
*Rajnikanth was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn’t make any sense.
*Rajnikanth can run you over with a parked car.
*Rajnikanth can whistle in five different languages, including sign language
*Rajnikanth can sneeze with his eyes open.
*Once, Rajnikanth told Nike to ‘just do it…’ and it did.
* If 12/21/2012 is the end of the world, it means that Rajnikanth got bored with humanity
*A new Nostradamus prophecy has been uncovered. Armageddon & Rajnikanth are one and the same.
*Lifetime Warranties do not exist because of Rajnikanth.
*Rajnikanth doesn’t have bad days. Bad days have Rajnikanth
*Rajnikanth has nicknames for his feet… Hiroshima and Nagaski.
*When Rajnikanth was born, the only person crying was the doctor. You NEVER slap Rajnikanth.
*Rajnikanth puts his pants on two legs at a time.
* Rajnikanth CAN read Lady Gaga’s poker face.
* Two ghosts were talking.. One consoled other “Don’t fear brother.. there is nothing like Rajnikant”
*Once Bill Gates went to Rajnikant. For what? To ask for DVD of Windows 8.
*No one can wish a happy birthday to Rajjnikanth cause he was here before time existed
*i have got so many rajnikanth jokes on my mobile phone……..dat i dont require a charger now:)
*Rajnikant got admission in medical profession. And gave viva exam. In the end he asked the examiner to come back after preparation.
*Rajnikant’s daughter lost her virginity. Rajnikant found it and gave it back to her !!!
* Rajnikant was born on 30th february.. Since then february decided not to give this date to anyone else..!! Mind it..
*If ever you want to pinch Rajnikant,The best thing you can do is launch a missile at him.
*Once Rajnikant and a small girl were playing cards. Rajni loses the game inspite having 3 ACES. Why?? Because The girl had 3 RAJNIKANTS…!!!
*Well, this one will be understood well by medical persons. Once acute renal failure patient comes to RAJNIKANT. After getting bored of his complaints, RAJNIKANT just says ‘sssshhhuu’ and kidney starts functioning.
*Rajni in Tamil remake of Aamir’s Ghulam. Rajni runs on railway track, the train is now at a distance of 1 mtr. Now what? Obviously… The train jumps off the track. - by Sandeep
86. Even gajani remembers rajni.
*This year’s RAJNIKANT award goes to …… Oscar
* Graham Bell ne lamppost ke neeche padhai ki.. Rabindranath Tagore ne laalten mein padhai ki. Einstein ne doosre logo ki khidki se aati thodi si roshni mein padhai ki. Aur Rajnikanth ne Agarbatti mein :) –
*Grammatical thinking:Those think in universe in one we start with THE. like THE sun. so not call rajni call THE rajnikant. -
*Why Osama isn’t caught? Well!! Rajnikanth isn’t interested.
*Even wildest of animals get goosebumps at the sight of Rajnikanth. Porcupines find him even scary.
*Once Rajnikant participated in 100 meter running race. Don’t even try 2 guess wat happened. Rajnikant won the race. Seeing this Einstein committed suicide . do U know why. Coz light came third, but who came 2nd Rajnikant’s shadow.
*One day Rajnikanth bunked school, now its known as Sunday.
*The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually Rajnikhant’s signature.
*Rajnikanth cannot work in a BPO (Business Process Outsourcing) Why??? because he himself is a process.
*My laptop is now totally safe from trojans and virus… I just installed RAJNIKANTH Antivirus in my system !!
*Gf: Mera koi picha karte rehta hai…
Rajni: ok..
Nxt day…
Gf: Hey… where the hell is My Shadow????
*When rajnikanth dies, the grave doesnt read RIP, it reads ‘BRB’
*World cup 2011 Grouping:
Group A: AUS,PAK,SL,NZ,ZIM,CANADA,KENYA,IND,SA,ENG,WI
BAN,IRL and NETHERLAND
Group B: RAJNIKANTH.
*Rajnikanth got inspired by Superman , Batman and Hanuman and wanted to beat them all in a single shot so he wore underwear over lungi , grew a tail to his back and wore a bedsheet behind him.
*Rajnikanth’s postal address: Rajnikanth , Madras
*Rajanikanth can eat lunch before breakfast.
*Rajanikanth is the only person to have got nobel prize in acting.
*When Pope walks with Rajanikanth, People ask “Who is that guy in robe?”
*Laughing Budha is the Japanese guy whom Rajni told a joke in childhood….
*No one is perfect, Rajnikant is no one
*Rajnikanth, it seems is a verb and not a noun. Its the continuous process happening inside and around us.
*The Indian Government has requested Rajnikanth to restrict importing Bullet trains from China for using them as cartridges in his pistol
*Rajnikant is lovin’ it! – Macdonald’s new tagline
*Rajnikanth swaps his visitng cards at ATMs to get cash
*Once rajni sent an sms to Einstein . It read – E=MC2
*Corporate Slogans as they should be:
Impossible is Rajnikanth – Adidas
The car in front is Rajnis – Toyota.
Rajnikanth at Work – General Electric (GE)
I am Rajnikanth! What? Rajnikanth I am – Reebok
Connecting Rajnikanth – Nokia
Hello Rajnikanth – Motorola
Express Rajnikanth – Airtel Cellular Service India
A Rajnikanth can change your life – Idea Cellular India
Do you… rajnikanth!? – Yahoo
High Performance, Delivered – Accenture for Rajnikanth
Republic of Rajnikanth
* Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what rajnikanth can do for your country.
*Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love with rajnikanth.
* One night at 2AM in the morning Rajni gets a phone call saying, “Congratulation Rajnikant you have won the Noble Peace prize and an all expence paid trip to Bangkok.” Rajni puts the phone down, Mrs Rajnikant asks who was it. Rajni replies. “Some bloody telemarketing guy”
* By the time Grahambell invented telephone, he had 2missed calls from Rajnikanth.
*Aishwairya rai to rajnikant: ek chutki sindhoor ki kimat tum kya jaano rajni babu???
Rajnikant: 0.000000078650000123478956 grams
*Once a boy went to xerox Rajnikant’s photograph. The xerox machined got copied twice…
*When Rajnikant signs in at Facebook, Facebook updates its status.
* Anhoni ko honi karde
honi ko anhoni,
ek jagah jab Jama ho teeno
RAJNI , GAJANI aur DHONI.
Congrets team India for winning the cricket world cup.
* Once it was extreamly clowdy in china. then they found out that it was rajni who was smoking from india.
*Rajni was shot with a bullet. The next day it was the bullet’s funeral.
*Alfred Nobel recieved the Rajnikant Award!
*Once Rajnikant participated in 100m race, obviously he came 1st. But Einstein died after noticing that Light came 2nd..!!
*Rajnikaant’s heartbeat is measured in richter scale.
*Even lord “voldemort” refers 2 Rajini as “He who must not be named”
*Once Rajnikant bought 4 acers of land and made 4 wells at each corner. People asked wht was he doing. He answerd that he wanted to play Carrom.
*Rajnikanth bought 2 elephants ,2 camels and 2 horses from the zoo. Why? To Play chess!
*Q: What did John Logie Baird found when he invented television?
Ans: There is Rajni’s movie already telecasting!
*Rajnikant is really mad about people making sms jokes on him that he is thinking of deleting forward options from every phone.
*Rajni knows what’s cookin’ (Rock)
The Hollywood Facts of Rajnikant
1. Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result – He was reduced to a joke on the internet.
2. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the ninth book.
3. Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.
4. Rajinikanth gave the Joker those scars.
5. Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
6. Rajinikant electrocuted Iron Man.
7. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth.
8. 10 actors have played the role of James Bond. No one has been able to enact Rajnikant… THE REAL JAMES BOND.
9. Rocky never challanged the one man who can defeat him… Rajnikant
10. Why do you think there are no superheroes in india…. Simple… no one can invade Rajnikant’s territory.
Rajnikant Vs the Computer World
1. Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.
2. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’s PC will crash.
3. Rajnikant’s email id is gmail@rajnikant.com
4. If you Google search ‘Rajnikant getting kicked’, you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.
5. Google won’t find Rajinikanth because you don’t find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
6. Rajinikanth can make PCs better than the Mac.
7. If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
8. The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.
General facts about Rajnikant
1. Rajnikant has counted to infinity-twice.
2. When Rajnikant does pushups, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.
3. Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is!!
4. Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
5. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
6. Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they just made him blink.
7. Rajnikant’s every step is a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of his morning jog!
8. Where there is a will, there’s a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way!!
9. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai!
10. Rajanikanth can build a snowman…. out of rain.
11. Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
12. Rajanikanth can drown a fish.
13. Rajanikanth can play the violin….on a piano.
14. When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on ….he turns the dark off.
15. Rajanikanth once had a heart attack…. his heart lost.
16. Rajanikanth makes onions cry.
17. It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes .
18. The only things that run faster and longer than Rajnikant are his films.
19. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
20. When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
21. Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
22. Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
23. Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
24. Rajnikant is so fast. He can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
25. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
26. Rajanikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
27. Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
28. When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
29. Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
30. Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
31. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
32. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
33. Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
34. Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.
35. Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
36. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
37. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
38. Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
39. Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
40. With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
41. The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.
42. When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.
43. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
44. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
45.. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
46. There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.
47. Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
48. Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
49. Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day.
50. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
51. Rajinikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
52. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
53. Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
54. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
55. Rajinikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
56. Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
57. Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.
58. Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.
59. Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.
60. The last time Rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.
61. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
62. Rajinikanth doesn’t need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
63. Rajinikanth’s brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury’s.
64. Rajinikanth doesn’t shower. He only takes blood baths.
65. Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.
66. Rajinikanth knows what women really want.
67. Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.
68. Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that’s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
69. As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet.
70. The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Rajinikanth’s fist.
71. Rajinikanth puts the ‘laughter’ in manslaughter.
72. Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.
73. Rajinikanth is a champion in the game “Hide n’ seek”, as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.
74. Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.
75. Rajinikant is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world.
76. Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on.
77. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.
78. If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Rajinikanth.
79. When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
80. Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
- Once rajnikanth played ‘Statue-Statue’ with a girl.Till date she is stuck.We know her as the ‘Statue of Liberty’.
- What does GOD exclaim when he is shocked ? Oh my Rajnikaanth!!!!!
- Rajnikant once made toilet papers but then no one could use it cause it wouldn’t take anyone’s shit!
- Rajnikanth once chucked the Bruce out of lee n made chucklee.
- ChemicalX used by professor to create the powerpuff girls was rajni’s spit!!
- Rajni once slept with a truck ,it is now called optimus prime.
- #Rajnikanth does not fart ,cause nothing can ever escape Rajnikanth.rajni .
- Anaconda was shot in rajnikanth’s underpants
- This diwali eat “rajnikant sweets” ….a perfect cure for diabetes.
- Once hanumanji were caught reading ….rajnikanth chalisa.
- Wires get electric current when they touch rajnikanth.
- Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out.
- Rajnikanth wanted to write a blog.. and now we have Wikipedia
- Q. who can sing a group song alone ?? A. Raavan ….. Everytime the answer isn’t #Rajnikanth
- Recently,China airports were closed due to heavy fog. Later it was discovered that Rajnikanth was having hukkah in india
1. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
2. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
3. There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.
4. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
5 .Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
6. Rajinikanth can judge a book by it’s cover.
7. Rajinikanth can drown a fish.
8. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
9. Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.
10. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
11. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
12. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
13. Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
14. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.
15. Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain.
16. Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
17. Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
18. Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
19. Rajinikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes.
20. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
21. Rajinikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013.
22. Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day.
23. Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
24. Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano.
25. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
26. The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.
27. Rajinikanth can talk about Fight Club.
28. Rajinikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
29. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai.
30. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
31. Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
32. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
33. Rajinikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
34. Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
35. Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.
36. Rajinikanth can throw the Thackerays out of Mumbai.
37. Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.
38. Google won’t find Rajinikanth because you don’t find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
39. Rajinikanth gave the Joker those scars.
40. Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.
41. Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good “or else”. The result? Mother Teresa.
42. Rajinikant electrocuted Iron Man.
43. Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
44. Rajinikanth can make PCs better than the Mac.
45. Rajinikanth puts the ‘laughter’ in manslaughter.
46. Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.
47. Rajinikanth can handle the truth.
48. Rajinikanth can speak Braille.
49. Rajinikanth can dodge Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kicks.
50. Rajinikanth can teach an old dog new tricks.
51. Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.
52. Who do you think taught Voldemort Parseltongue? Rajinikanth did.
53. Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result – He was reduced to a joke on the internet.
54. Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.
55. Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
56. Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
57. The last time Rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.
58. Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
59. Rajinikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
60. Rajinikanth can run at speed of light around a tree and screw himself.
61.Rajinikant can lick his elbows.
62. Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
63. Rajinikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
64. Rajinikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
65. Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.
66. When you say “no one is perfect”, Rajinikant takes this as a personal insult.
67. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
68. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
69. The statement “nobody can cheat death”, is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.
70. When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn’t know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.
71. Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.
72. Rajinikanth knows what women really want.
73. Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.
74. Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that’s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
75. As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet.
76. Rajinikanth collects Honey from his private Moon – HoneyMoon.
77. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
78. Rajinikanth doesn’t need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
79. Rajinikanth’s brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury’s.
80. Rajinikanth doesn’t shower. He only takes blood baths.
81. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth.
82. The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Rajinikanth’s fist.
83. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajinikanth, there is no other way.
84. Rajinikanth’s every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
85. Rajinikant doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint out of fear.
86. Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajinikant”.
87. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.
88. Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
89. Rajinikanth is a champion in the game “Hide n’ seek”, as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.
90. Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.
91. Rajinikant is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world.
92. Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on.
93. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.
94. If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Rajinikanth.
95. Rajinikanth’s first job was as a bus conductor. There were no survivors.
96. Rajinikanth does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
97. When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
98. Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
99. Rajinikanth’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
100.Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikanth.
101.Google for Rajnikanth getting kicked, or Rajnikant getting kicked, and you will get zero results.
102.Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajnikanth.
103.Rajnikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
104.Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajnikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
105.Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
106.Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Rajanikanth can write C program in Java.
When Rajanikanth Compiles programs, the errors are converted to
statements which are added to the language.
World won't end in 2012 Rajanikanth movie is set to release in 2013.
Rajanikanth can land on the sun at night time.
Rajanikanth can escape from black hole.
Rajanikanth can eat lunch before breakfast.
Rajanikanth can draw a straight line with compass.
Rajanikanth can find square root of -1.
Continental drifts did not happen. Rajanikanth did it.
Rajanikanth never takes a bath. The water comes to him.
A dinosaur attacked Rajanikanth once. That's why dinos are extinct now.
Rajanikanth can beat Brazil football team alone.
Rajanikanth took 12 wickets in one match.
Rajanikanth has root account in windows.
Rajanikanth got Nobel prize in acting.
Rajanikanth can speak English in Spanish.
1. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
2. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
3. There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.
4. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
5. Rajinikanth can divide by zero.
6. Rajinikanth can judge a book by it’s cover.
7. Rajinikanth can drown a fish.
8. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
9. Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.
10. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
11. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
12. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
13. Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
14. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.
15. Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain.
16. Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
17. Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
18. Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
19. Rajinikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes.
20. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
21. Rajinikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013.
22. Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day.
23. Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
24. Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano.
25. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
26. The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.
27. Rajinikanth can talk about Fight Club.
28. Rajinikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
29. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai.
30. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
31. Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
32. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
33. Rajinikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
34. Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
35. Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.
36. Rajinikanth can throw the Thackerays out of Mumbai.
37. Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.
38. Google won’t find Rajinikanth because you don’t find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
39. Rajinikanth gave the Joker those scars.
40. Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.
41. Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good “or else”. The result? Mother Teresa.
42. Rajinikanth electrocuted Iron Man.
43. Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
44. Rajinikanth can make PCs better than the Mac.
45. Rajinikanth puts the ‘laughter’ in manslaughter.
46. Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.
47. Rajinikanth can handle the truth.
48. Rajinikanth can speak Braille.
49. Rajinikanth can dodge Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kicks.
50. Rajinikanth can teach an old dog new tricks.
51. Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.
52. Who do you think taught Voldemort Parseltongue? Rajinikanth did.
53. Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result – He was reduced to a joke on the internet.
54. Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.
55. Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
31. Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
32. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
33. Rajinikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
34. Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
35. Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.
36. Rajinikanth can throw the Thackerays out of Mumbai.
37. Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.
38. Google won’t find Rajinikanth because you don’t find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
39. Rajinikanth gave the Joker those scars.
40. Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.
41. Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good “or else”. The result? Mother Teresa.
42. Rajinikanth electrocuted Iron Man.
43. Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
44. Rajinikanth can make PCs better than the Mac.
45. Rajinikanth puts the ‘laughter’ in manslaughter.
46. Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.
47. Rajinikanth can handle the truth.
48. Rajinikanth can speak Braille.
49. Rajinikanth can dodge Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kicks.
50. Rajinikanth can teach an old dog new tricks.
51. Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.
52. Who do you think taught Voldemort Parseltongue? Rajinikanth did.
53. Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result – He was reduced to a joke on the internet.
54. Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.
55. Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
56. Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
57. The last time Rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.
58. Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
59. Rajinikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
60. Rajinikanth can run at speed of light around a tree and screw himself.
61.Rajinikant can lick his elbows.
62. Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
63. Rajinikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
64. Rajinikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
65. Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.
66. When you say “no one is perfect”, Rajinikant takes this as a personal insult.
67. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
68. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
69. The statement “nobody can cheat death”, is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.
70. When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn’t know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.
71. Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.
72. Rajinikanth knows what women really want.
73. Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.
74. Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that’s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
75. As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet.
76. Rajinikanth collects Honey from his private Moon – HoneyMoon.
77. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
78. Rajinikanth doesn’t need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
57. The last time Rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.
58. Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
59. Rajinikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
60. Rajinikanth can run at speed of light around a tree and screw himself.
61.Rajinikant can lick his elbows.
62. Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
63. Rajinikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
64. Rajinikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
65. Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.
66. When you say “no one is perfect”, Rajinikant takes this as a personal insult.
67. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
68. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
69. The statement “nobody can cheat death”, is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.
70. When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn’t know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.
71. Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.
72. Rajinikanth knows what women really want.
73. Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.
74. Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that’s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
75. As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet.
76. Rajinikanth collects Honey from his private Moon – HoneyMoon.
77. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
78. Rajinikanth doesn’t need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
79. Rajinikanth’s brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury’s.
80. Rajinikanth doesn’t shower. He only takes blood baths.
81. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth.
82. The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Rajinikanth’s fist.
83. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajinikanth, there is no other way.
84. Rajinikanth’s every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
85. Rajinikanth doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint out of fear.
86. Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajinikanth”.
87. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.
88. Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
89. Rajinikanth is a champion in the game “Hide n’ seek”, as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.
90. Rajinikanth proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.
91. Rajinikanth is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world.
92. Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on.
93. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.
94. If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Rajinikanth.
95. Rajinikanth’s first job was as a bus conductor. There were no survivors.
96. Rajinikanth does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
97. When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
98. Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
99. Rajinikanth’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Here is few more facts that are posted by viewers of this article.
100. you dont google rajnikanth…u rajnikanth google
101. Rajnikanth’s email is gmail@rajnikanth.com
102. The world will not end in 2012, Rajnikanth has bought a computer with a 3 year warranty.
103. Even Ghajni remembers Rajni !!!
104. The day ROBOT was released, Rajnikanth gave Times of India a rating of 4 stars
Some actors set benchmarks in cinema, Rajnikanth sets deskmarks
105. Micheal Jordan to Rajni – I can spin a basketball on my fingers for 2 hrs. Can u? Rajnikanth – How do u think earth spins?
106. Rajnikant.. once wrote his Autobiography – The book is today known as The Guiness Book of World Records!
107. While playing once rajnikanth said “statue” to a girl..now its know as “Statue of Liberty
108. Rajnikanth to buy Facebook, he will be making one change in it, instead of ‘like’ he will put ‘sooper’
109. Rajnikanth once rolled a dice and scored a 7
110. Rajnikanth runs until the Treadmill gets tired
111. Rajnikant got into a fight with Superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pant for the rest of his life. ;)
112. Once Dinosaurs borrowed money frm Rajnikanth n refused 2pay him back.. Tat was d last time.After that no one saw Dinosaurs
113. Rajni gives permission to Sachin to score those hundreds..
114. Alfred Noble won RAJNIKANTH award !
115. Rajnikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.
116. When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on…. he turns the dark off.
117. Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
118. Rajnikant’s codes are never reviewed, if he makes an error, that’s an invention
119. Rajnikanth can write into A READ ONLY FILE
120. Rajnikanth don’t have a Twitter account, Because no one can follow him and he’s already following you
121. Bullets dodge Rajnikanth.
122. If you spell Rajnikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajnikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
123.Rajnikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
124. The square root of Rajnikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajnikanth, the result is death.
125. Rajnikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life unless it gets in his way.
126. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
127.Rajnikanth laughs at you and your silly jokes about him even before you think them up. So don’t bother..
128.One nite, while asleep, Rajnikanth was mumbling some random numbrs… Thats how the Log table was invented.
129. Some actor set benchmarks in cinema, Rajnikanth sets deskmarks
130. If Rajnikanth would have born 100 years back, British would have fought to get independence.
131.Rajnikanth saved the Gal in one hand….titanic in other
132.Every morning rajni goes for spacewalk
132.Rajni is so hot..d cigarette burns before its lit
133.Rajnikanth irons his shirts while he’s wearing them.
134. Rajnikanth wrote a check without any bank balance and the bank bounced
135.Only Rajnikanth can smell what the rock is cooking.
136. Intel’s new tag line…. RAJNIKANT INSIDE!
137.Once Rajnikanth entered bigg boss…The next day announcement was made… Rajnikanth chahte hai ki bigg boss confession room me aaye..
138.Rajnikanth can cut knife with apple.
139.What does GOD exclaim when he is shocked ? Oh my Rajnikaanth!!!!!
140.Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out.
141.Nature answers Rajnikanth’s call.
142. Once Rajnikanth said to a quite shy girl “plz talk something”..
Now that girl is known as..Dolly Bindra
143.Rajnikanth bought 2 elephants ,2 camels and 2 horses from the zoo Why?
To Play chess!!!!!!
144.After 20 years, Robots will make a movie called Rajnikanth
145.And God said,”RUN, Its Rajinikanth” -Exodus 17:8-16
146.When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
147.CAT is OutDated..Now d students have 2 prepapre for RAT.. wondering what it is..?
Rajanikant Aptitude Test…
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80. Rajinikanth doesn’t shower. He only takes blood baths.
81. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth.
82. The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Rajinikanth’s fist.
83. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajinikanth, there is no other way.
84. Rajinikanth’s every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
85. Rajinikanth doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint out of fear.
86. Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajinikanth”.
87. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.
88. Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
89. Rajinikanth is a champion in the game “Hide n’ seek”, as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.
90. Rajinikanth proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.
91. Rajinikanth is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world.
92. Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on.
93. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.
94. If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Rajinikanth.
95. Rajinikanth’s first job was as a bus conductor. There were no survivors.
96. Rajinikanth does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
97. When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
98. Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
99. Rajinikanth’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Here is few more facts that are posted by viewers of this article.
100. you dont google rajnikanth…u rajnikanth google
101. Rajnikanth’s email is gmail@rajnikanth.com
102. The world will not end in 2012, Rajnikanth has bought a computer with a 3 year warranty.
103. Even Ghajni remembers Rajni !!!
104. The day ROBOT was released, Rajnikanth gave Times of India a rating of 4 stars
Some actors set benchmarks in cinema, Rajnikanth sets deskmarks
105. Micheal Jordan to Rajni – I can spin a basketball on my fingers for 2 hrs. Can u? Rajnikanth – How do u think earth spins?
106. Rajnikant.. once wrote his Autobiography – The book is today known as The Guiness Book of World Records!
107. While playing once rajnikanth said “statue” to a girl..now its know as “Statue of Liberty
108. Rajnikanth to buy Facebook, he will be making one change in it, instead of ‘like’ he will put ‘sooper’
109. Rajnikanth once rolled a dice and scored a 7
110. Rajnikanth runs until the Treadmill gets tired
111. Rajnikant got into a fight with Superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pant for the rest of his life. ;)
112. Once Dinosaurs borrowed money frm Rajnikanth n refused 2pay him back.. Tat was d last time.After that no one saw Dinosaurs
113. Rajni gives permission to Sachin to score those hundreds..
114. Alfred Noble won RAJNIKANTH award !
115. Rajnikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.
116. When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on…. he turns the dark off.
117. Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
118. Rajnikant’s codes are never reviewed, if he makes an error, that’s an invention
119. Rajnikanth can write into A READ ONLY FILE
120. Rajnikanth don’t have a Twitter account, Because no one can follow him and he’s already following you
121. Bullets dodge Rajnikanth.
122. If you spell Rajnikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajnikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
123.Rajnikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
124. The square root of Rajnikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajnikanth, the result is death.
125. Rajnikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life unless it gets in his way.
126. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
127.Rajnikanth laughs at you and your silly jokes about him even before you think them up. So don’t bother..
128.One nite, while asleep, Rajnikanth was mumbling some random numbrs… Thats how the Log table was invented.
129. Some actor set benchmarks in cinema, Rajnikanth sets deskmarks
130. If Rajnikanth would have born 100 years back, British would have fought to get independence.
131.Rajnikanth saved the Gal in one hand….titanic in other
132.Every morning rajni goes for spacewalk
132.Rajni is so hot..d cigarette burns before its lit
133.Rajnikanth irons his shirts while he’s wearing them.
134. Rajnikanth wrote a check without any bank balance and the bank bounced
135.Only Rajnikanth can smell what the rock is cooking.
136. Intel’s new tag line…. RAJNIKANT INSIDE!
137.Once Rajnikanth entered bigg boss…The next day announcement was made… Rajnikanth chahte hai ki bigg boss confession room me aaye..
138.Rajnikanth can cut knife with apple.
139.What does GOD exclaim when he is shocked ? Oh my Rajnikaanth!!!!!
140.Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out.
141.Nature answers Rajnikanth’s call.
142. Once Rajnikanth said to a quite shy girl “plz talk something”..
Now that girl is known as..Dolly Bindra
143.Rajnikanth bought 2 elephants ,2 camels and 2 horses from the zoo Why?
To Play chess!!!!!!
144.After 20 years, Robots will make a movie called Rajnikanth
145.And God said,”RUN, Its Rajinikanth” -Exodus 17:8-16
146.When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
147.CAT is OutDated..Now d students have 2 prepapre for RAT.. wondering what it is..?
Rajanikant Aptitude Test…
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Thursday, 8 March 2012
Wednesday, 7 March 2012
“Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can
completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you’ve
never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and
actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that
will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many
disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful
happens, you can’t wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share
in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you
are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. Never do
they hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough,
but rather they build you up and show you the things about yourself that
make you special and even beautiful. There is never any pressure,
jealousy or competition but only a quiet calmness when they are around.
You can be yourself and not worry about what they will think of you
because they love you for who you are. The things that seem
insignificant to most people such as a note, song or walk become
invaluable treasures kept safe in your heart to cherish forever.
Memories of your childhood come back and are so clear and vivid it’s
like being young again. Colours seem brighter and more brilliant.
Laughter seems part of daily life where before it was infrequent or
didn’t exist at all. A phone call or two during the day helps to get you
through a long day’s work and always brings a smile to your face. In
their presence, there’s no need for continuous conversation, but you
find you’re quite content in just having them nearby. Things that never
interested you before become fascinating because you know they are
important to this person who is so special to you. You think of this
person on every occasion and in everything you do. Simple things bring
them to mind like a pale blue sky, gentle wind or even a storm cloud on
the horizon. You open your heart knowing that there’s a chance it may be
broken one day and in opening your heart, you experience a love and joy
that you never dreamed possible. You find that being vulnerable is the
only way to allow your heart to feel true pleasure that’s so real it
scares you. You find strength in knowing you have a true friend and
possibly a soul mate who will remain loyal to the end. Life seems
completely different, exciting and worthwhile. Your only hope and
security is in knowing that they are a part of your life.”
“People think a soul mate is your perfect fit, and that's what everyone
wants. But a true soul mate is a mirror, the person who shows you
everything that is holding you back, the person who brings you to your
own attention so you can change your life.
A true soul mate is probably the most important person you'll ever meet, because they tear down your walls and smack you awake. But to live with a soul mate forever? Nah. Too painful. Soul mates, they come into your life just to reveal another layer of yourself to you, and then leave.
A soul mates purpose is to shake you up, tear apart your ego a little bit, show you your obstacles and addictions, break your heart open so new light can get in, make you so desperate and out of control that you have to transform your life, then introduce you to your spiritual master...”
A true soul mate is probably the most important person you'll ever meet, because they tear down your walls and smack you awake. But to live with a soul mate forever? Nah. Too painful. Soul mates, they come into your life just to reveal another layer of yourself to you, and then leave.
A soul mates purpose is to shake you up, tear apart your ego a little bit, show you your obstacles and addictions, break your heart open so new light can get in, make you so desperate and out of control that you have to transform your life, then introduce you to your spiritual master...”
“I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you
simply, without problems or pride: I love you in this way because I do
not know any other way of loving but this, in which there is no I or
you, so intimate that your hand upon my chest is my hand, so intimate
that when I fall asleep your eyes close.”
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